31 July 2005

Happy Almost Half Birthday to Me, to Me!

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Just so you all know, Tuesday is my half birthday. I expect gifts. Someone has to go to Damon's with me because I have a coupon for a fr...
28 July 2005

Je me demande si Dieu me déteste ?

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Maybe. Maybe because all these years I never believed in Him, He no longer believes in me and that is why everything has gone from mediocre...
27 July 2005

Cocaine Ends up in Lost and Found

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Read about it here . Well my first night as a hermit didn't go too badly. I worked until about six thirty, came home, watched some tele...
26 July 2005

Everytime I meet someone, something always happens. Sometimes it's sooner. Sometimes it's later. This time it was pretty fast...

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(From "Barfly" - thanks GMc) I am going to become a hermit. Well, 1/2 hermit. I will just go to work and the store or whatever, ...

Fuck You All

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I cannot believe the shit that has happened to me tonight. I talked to SB. For like two hours. Excuse the typos, I'm half asleep and ...
25 July 2005

Ho rotolato all'est, io ho rotolato all'ovest, io ho rotolato al posto che so il più bene!

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Friday I did absolutely nothing. I came home from work and fell asleep on the couch, then I woke up when my mom and dad came over to drop o...
22 July 2005

Area Codes

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I've got hoes I've got hoes, in different area codes (area, area codes..codes) hoes, hoes, in different area codes (area, area codes...
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A Quick Side Note

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I'd like to thank all the men at El Dorado's who offered to come to my defense if anything happened between TM and I. They were sta...

Drunko

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I had the most wonderful evening last night until about 1:15 am. I went home and ate a delicious meal of grilled roast and boiled vegetables...
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21 July 2005

Magnetic Resonance Imaging

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We'll start on Tuesday. Poke came over after work and we hung out and watch some silly country music special about the 40 greatest ...
19 July 2005

I cried when my goldfish died.

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Suicide Bomber Misses, Kills Self. Imagine that... hmmm. I cringe at the irony in the world sometimes. So Friday was an interesting day, nob...
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15 July 2005

La mort est indéniable, amour, aussi bien.

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Dupez-moi une fois, honte sur vous. Dupez-moi deux fois, honte sur moi. Ok, so what happened Wednesday night... TM and MF came over and I fe...
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14 July 2005

Some People Just Have to be Better than Me.

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Jayson : You know i had the misfortune of watching Jerry Springer and Maury recently (dont ask me why -- i must have been sick)...but it is ...
13 July 2005

Get a load of this character.

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He's no one important, but he thinks he is. Jayson : what's up, Ms. Drama? Kelly : LOL Jayson : So who fucked who behind their backs...

No Title

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Another comment I need to make is that I love being "one of the guys" and I love being able to hang out with boys and have a wonde...

Quit pushing me, Trevor!!

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Imagine a gang made up of all white red-headed guys. I think the dialogue would be something like, "Dude, step off I saw you diss me a...
12 July 2005

A released convict is walking down the road...

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His name is TM. Well, TM got out of prison this morning at 5am. He called me after the pregnant stripper picked him up. I was sleeping, bu...
11 July 2005

Il n'y a rien plus mauvais qu'un pénis mou.

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If you can tell me what that says, you rock. I know what it says - do you? Hehehe! Diabolical! Anyway. Sunday I did not lay out by the poo...

Italians OK with nakedness.

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Click here . I almost died laughing when I read that headline. The article is pretty good. I had to post it, but I'm going to actually...
10 July 2005

This shit is bananas!

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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Thursday Went to Eldo's around ten or so. Before I even walk in, EC is there saying hi and telling me that Danielle is down at the VIP t...