31 March 2006

What a Wonderful Week!

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Oh man. I can't believe how awesome this week has been. The weather has been perfect, I haven't had any run-ins with anyone I hate...
29 March 2006

Shermie's crying 'cause I punched him in the eye...

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I love Wife Swap and Super Nanny . Oh, I really, really do. I don't know who came up with the ideas for these shows, or whether Trad...

The Doggies are Coming to get You!

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Hahaha! They are beasts!
27 March 2006

Little Sister Don't Miss When She Aims Her Gun.

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(A line from my favorite song, "The Night the Lights Went out in Georgia" by Vicky Lawrence.) So, the past week has been interesti...
21 March 2006

Even the Chinese say "Fuck You"

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^ So, that's my audio post. ^ I was so incredibly happy to get that fortune, I actually shed a tear. It just goes to show that when you...
20 March 2006

This actually has nothing to do with my mom.

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Mother Mother (Tracy Bonham) Mother mother can you hear me I'm just calling to say hello How's the weather how's my father am I ...

A big Fuck You to all the losers.

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To all the losers who have contributed to any negative thought I've ever had about myself and made me feel like their lies could be true...
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18 March 2006

I'm Lovin' It!

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I love my life. Last night I went to Zuey's with KP and we drank green beer, which turned our mouths green. GG was there but she didn...
17 March 2006

Bishop declares, "Meat and Beer: Okay!"

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This week has been so frickin' long. Oh man. Tuesday I went to Zuey's and watched American Idol. It was a pretty fun evening. I w...
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15 March 2006

Buy My Book!

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Buy My Book! No seriously. Buy My Book! Please? Buy My Book! I'll be your best friend... Buy My Book!
14 March 2006

Ah Yes, We are Thick as Thieves

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Well... What a week. Even though it's only Tuesday. The sad news is GMc might move back to Canada. The good news is that I would now h...
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12 March 2006

Another One... again.

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Weird Dream # 493... I'd imagine. I dreamt that I was on some sort of field trip, possibly a class reunion, with kids that I went to K-8...
08 March 2006

Marlboro Menthol Lights in a box please.

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I've been smoking the same cigarettes for almost all of the 13 years I've been a smoker. Sometimes I wonder what Philip Morris has...
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07 March 2006

I Try and I Try and Still...

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...They keep bothering me. Like gnats... or leeches... or cunts. Fucking. Cunt. Apparently, I lied about her... which I find ABSOLUTELY hil...

I'm Done

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With all this bullshit that has been going on, I've pretty much forgotten the point of this blog. Yeah, it's for whatever I want it...