21 May 2012

Orlando, Days Three through Five

4L and I ended up not going to the beach with Trick cuz some little baby thought that sand was for eating... LOL!  My mom and I put 4L in the sandbox at the resort on Tuesday morning and he immediately started shoveling sand...into his face.  Needless to say, I decided that the beach - a giant sandbox, ya know? - was probably a poor place to take an 8.5 month old baby.
Most of the week went as follows: Wake up, eat breakfast, go to the pool, put 4L down for his nap, big lunch somewhere, back to the room for another nap, more pool, dinner, bedtime.  During the day my mom and I had planned on going to this mall where it seemed like there were all kinds of fun things to do, including a bouncy place for 4L.  Unfortunately, when we got there, the place looked abandoned.  We ended up eating at this awesome salad bar restaurant called Sweet Tomatoes, and headed back to the hotel. Wednesday night Trick picked me up around 6pm and he and I went to the Universal City Walk while my parents watched 4L.  City Walk is pretty sweet, definitely for adults only (although some miserable children were drug around by their parents), and on a Wednesday night it was fairly empty.  There are a lot of restaurants, such as Hard Rock Cafe, NASCAR, Margaritaville, etc. as well as a bunch of clubs on the upper level.  We had a Landshark at Margaritaville, a $2 (!!!) beer at the Red Coconut Club, and ended the night at Rising Star Karaoke with a glass of wine for me, a tall Coors for him, and my 3 minutes in the spotlight as I sang "Black Horse & the Cherry Tree" with a live band.  Fun times had by all!  Oh, I forgot - we ate dinner at Del Taco.  Yummmmmmm.  It's like Taco Bell, but just different - like McD's vs BK, ya know?
Thursday was much of the same, only this time we headed out not knowing where we'd end up.  All I knew was that Trick had shown me how to get to that same mall on a much more scenic route which was lined with a plethora of restaurants (and bars and shops etc).  We ate at a place called Brick House, which was delicious.  Thursday night my mom & dad went out to play mini-golf while 4L and I stayed in the room.  I ordered pizza from a place called Flippers, and it was AMAZING. OMFG.  You know how pizza looks in the cartoons?  Well that's how this pizza looked.  You know how cartoon pizza looks sooooo delicious?  Well that's how this pizza tasted.  It was freakin' unbelievable.  They had a special of large one topping plus breadsticks, and the breadsticks were just as awesome.  They were clearly handmade (I could tell by their weird, phallic, unconventional shapes) and literally swimming in a delicious olive oil/garlic/Parmesan pool. *drool*
Friday we had to check out by 11am, even though my dad would be in class til 5pm, so while my mom slept in, 4L and I hit up the indoor pool (it was a wee chilly for swimming at 9am!).  When we went back to the room, the baby napped while my mom and I finished packing up.  Finally around 11:30am, the van was completely loaded and we were on our way back to Downtown Disney.  Before going there, we stopped at CVS to get me some ear drops cuz I had water in my left ear from like two days ago. (Unfortunately it's now five days later and I can't hear shit from my left ear.  I'm pretty sure I ruptured my eardrum trying to get the water out. Boo.)  Lucky for me, the same road that the CVS was on was the road where Eli's Orange World is!  We went in and I found a perfect sticker for the van*, bought some awesome Ruby Red Grapefruit, and ladies swooned over 4L, who ate some of that grapefruit and loved it.
Because we are Catholic and it was Friday, for lunch we went to Fulton's at Downtown Disney.  It's a swell place inside a riverboat on the lake. My po-boy sandwich was awesome, but my mom was disappointed in her fish'n'chips meal cuz it only came with one piece of fish - I had to agree, there should have been at least two, even though it was a pretty good sized filet.  After lunch 4L and I rode on the little train, we walked around, and then I got 4L his first (good) caricature (I had one done once before but it didn't even resemble him a little bit!) which was done to make him look like a really cute little Disney baby.  PRECIOUS!  He needed a change and a nap, so we headed back toward the van.  On the way out I wanted my mom to take a picture of him & me by this waterfall/dinosaur, and that's when all hell broke loose.
And that's all I'm going to say about that.  The ride back was hell.
But overall, the trip was great.

05 May 2012

Orlando Day Two

Last night I was asleep by 8pm and slept til 9am, only waking up for an hour from 2-3am to take care of the baby.  My mom had to chide me for waking up late, despite the fact that I had driven 19 hours from Ohio to Florida and only took an hour nap in the middle. I tried to brush it off. I fed 4L, put my suit on, ate breakfast and got him ready for the pool.  The whole time she's just criticizing everything I'm doing, have done, etc. Finally I'm like "can you stop?" and she says she's just teasing. Grrr. If someone said all that shit to her she'd throw a fit. So whatever, I'm used to it, we went to the pool.
4L LOVES THE WATER! Last night was his first time in a pool, and though he was leery, he was "jumping" forward in the kiddie pool and going under ON PURPOSE. Today we floated him around in this baby raft I got (at a garage sale for $1!).
After the pool he had to nap so mom stayed down there and we came back to the room. I tried to get 4L to nap in a lounge chair but he was too interested in everything else! After the nap we went to Downtown Disney and had lunch at the Rainforest Cafe. 4L was a little scared of it at first, cuz the almost life-size elephants move and make noise, plus the whole place goes dark and stormy like a rainforest lightning storm. Once we were done with lunch we walked around and looked in the shops, my mom watched a high school chorus sing for awhile, and at the end we shared an ice cream sundae from Ghirardelli- even my baby had some!
We all tried to nap when we got home but 4L wasn't interested in that so we fed him and then went back to the pool. My dad met us down there but didn't get in; he took pictures. We got dinner from the food court& headed back to the room. 4L ate a few fries, got in his jammies and fell right to sleep. Thursday we're going to the beach with my friend Trick while my mom stays here. Today wasn't bad, it just started rough and ended rough.




Orlando Day One

So we get to the resort and it's a total clusterfuck. There is no lane for drop off only lanes for valet and taxis. They forced me to park in a valet lane & i wait for my mom to check in. It feels like we're driving all the way back to south carolina just to find our room at the back of the hotel. The room costs 200 dollars per night but it's no bigger than any regular hotel room. The website said there were 6 pools but there are actually only 4. It's supposed to be family friendly, but when 4L is having a meltdown in the restaurant, nobody is friendly and I have to leave to take him to the room. My mom brings my food up to me and it is ice cold and not everything I ordered. So far I'm very unimpressed and quite irritated... 4L did have fun his first time ever in a swimming pool!


05 April 2012

First Attempt at Cute Pinterest-Worthy Shit

I love to cook and bake and all that other stuff, hence becoming a chef.  I like to make things beautiful and appetizing, but it's kinda hard to make it really really really cute.  But I tried.

I made some cake pops in my Babycakes Cake Pop Maker (yay Santa), which was easy, because I just used some store mix with a little bit of red food color to make it pink.

Instead of using candy melts, which are both impossible and expensive, I made a simple Royal Icing (water + powder sugar + food color).  The blue came out perfect, the yellow was a bit too runny, and the orange was just a little bit more too runny.  I could have let them dry and double or triple dipped, but it was already like 11:30 pm and I just didn't want to be bothered.  I still think they look good!  I filled the cups with green coconut (dyed by moi); I put little marshmallows on for bunny ears, and it only occurred to me afterwards that I should have snipped them in half to look pointy like a real bunny.  Oh well!  This was my first attempt at cute pinterest-worthy shit, so I am pleased with how they turned out.  It's not like they're gonna last more than a second once they're in your mouth anyway! Hahaha =)

So, Lessons Learned:

  1. Thicken up the royal icing - thick enough to swirl around but not thin enough to drip off your spoon.
  2. Snip the marshmallows in half.
  3. Have camera empty and charged before starting a project, otherwise you'll have to use your phone set on retro cam and some pics won't develop all the way and some will just disappear.

Got these for $1 at Target!
Naked Balls
Balls in Icing
Coconut Grass
Yellow and Orange
Close-Up of Happy Bunny!
Blue Bunny, pink nose, purple sugar on yellow ball
Close up of three colors
Balls on skewers, drizzled w/icing, for babies only!
Pin that Shit!

19 March 2012

My Attempt at Indoor Gardening

I planted peppers, cat grass, basil and cilantro indoors this year.  I'm hoping that my little sproutlets will poke their little heads out while they're living inside, which will help them be stronger if we have a super rainy spring & molten-lava summer like we did last year.  The cat grass is already growing, but nothing else has sprouted yet - although the envelopes did say 10-14 days.  So, we'll see.  Here are the pics!

Mix with Water and You're Good to Go!
Looks more like mulch than soil
Filling up the egg carton
My good seeds!
Peppers
Basil
Cilantro
Peppers
In the windowsill
Side by side

Now that I have it open, they are actually in the window!
After everything was in their respective planters
Cat Grass
On the side table
In the sun

Starting to sprout
Fox is checking it out
After only 6 days!



Homemade Teething Biscuits

These aren't too bad, they taste a little bland so if you want to add vanilla, I would suggest doing so!  I added cinnamon but it wasn't enough flavor.

Recipe:
1 cup baby cereal (I used whole wheat)
1 cup flour
1 cup juice or water (I used half apple juice, half water)

Spray your baking sheet before you start!  Then, spray your hands.  It's easier than using a spoon.
Combine ingredients; Mix will be sticky. Roll into balls and flatten into cookie-type shapes.  Bake at 425 for one hour or until the outside is "hard".  

These biscuits are kinda weird in that they are tough on the outside but almost hollow on the inside.  This means that Little Miss or Mister can chomp away and they won't break apart or mush up (until after a really long while) and it prevents Baby from choking.


Ready to Bake
About halfway done
Finished Product
They'll stay fresh for seven days - after that, toss 'em to the birds!
Note the semi-hollow inside
What is this?!
Yeah, OK, it's pretty good.
Nom-nom-nom