I hate not being able to sleep, especially these days when 4L's sleeping is barely "normal" and I have to squeeze every last second in that I can. That being said, all I can think about is stupid stuff, random stuff, and baby stuff. So, to try and alleviate my pain, I am just going to write it all down and see if that helps.
1) Why does my tummy hurt?
A) Probably because you've been eating so much fiber and whole peanuts, you fool. Drink more water!
2) Where are my boxes of checks?
A) I'll tell you where they aren't - in any of the drawers you already checked three times. They're probably in that box in the front closet that Poke got down from the top shelf the other day when you were looking for whatever you were looking for then. They're here somewhere, don't worry.
3) Why do I keep having to pee?
A) Because you are dehydrated. You drank yourself silly on Yuenglings Sunday night, barely moved yesterday, and all you drank was Kool-Aid and Coca-Cola. Drink more water!
4) Is 4L still breathing?
A) Yes. He's on his back, unwrapped, with no animals, pillows, or blankets in the crib to smother him. God forbid anything should happen, you've done everything right and it's out of your control. Don't worry though, he'll be up in about 2 or 3 hours anyway.
Alright, that didn't really help. Now I'm just awake and still thinking about the same stuff. I guess I'll pick a VHS Disney movie to watch and hope that it puts me to sleep...
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