The Long Awaited Glossary

Hey, if Mike Straka can do it, so can I. I love you Mike.

1) White Lady - aka, blow, zood, white, powder... if you're not catching on then you are lost.
2) Beast - aka, Beast Light, Beast Ice - Milwaukee's Best Beer
3) *insert verb here* - Basically imagine me doing whatever is in asteriks - *sigh*, *grin*
4) Hits - mostly referring to some kind of substance put into the body via a small piece of paper
5) BTW - By the way

That is all I can think of right now... if you have questions, ask. Not a very good Glossary, sorry.

Cast of Characters

Me- Kel, separated charming female living with her cat in Westerville. Author.
TM- Best friend of Me, brings the white lady to dance, loves Me.
MF- Former roommate and still best friend of Me. Me is in love with Mike.
JR- Aka, Hippy. That's all there is.
FW- Friend of JR.
WR- Work friend
VJ - Former work friend, still current outside friend.
ND- Work friend.
LF- Work friend.
DJ- Work friend.
RB- Aka Brunner/RB, work friend.
DD- Work friend.
DE - Work friend.
TV- Karaoke Jockey. Friend.
JB- Karoke Jockey/CalFit trainer guy. Buff.
OG/Be*/JF - The boys who dance with us - wild campus boys. Mostly gay or bi.
SB- Fuck buddy, former love interest, irritating thing.
KP- Bartender extraordinarrie
Mc/B* - Weird old guys from the Zue.
BR- Very nice epileptic from the Zue.
TG- Vietnam vet from the Zue.
MMA - Soon to be ex-husband.

Places of Interest

The Zue - Zuey's, favorite bar just north of Clintonville.
The Jerk - Carribbean Jerk's, Lewis Center area.
Conti's - Upscale, high class crack job where there is Karaoke on Tuesdays. Columbus.
The White House - OG/Be*/JF's house.
Chateau - My House.