Smoking versus Exercise

Smoking:

• Costs $130 per month (1 pack per day @ $4.15 per pack)
• Relaxes you
• Causes your stomach to think that you are eating, thereby making you 1) feel full 2) have less appetite 3) poop
• Pooping leads to empty stomach, the more you poop the less you will weigh

Therefore, smoking makes you skinny.

Exercise:

• Costs $150+ per month
• Energizes you
• Causes your muscles to ache, thereby making you 1) feel tired 2) feel sore 3) have less motivation to go back and do it again
• Burns fat

Therefore, exercise makes you skinny.


I still prefer smoking.