Found this on a great blog I always read

Courtesy of Normlr

Two Names You Go By --
1. Kelly
2. Kel

Two Parts of Your Heritage --
1. German
2. Polish

Two Things That Scare You --
1. The Entire Human Race
2. The Unknown (not aliens and shit like that, the unknown as in "When will I die?, Will my mom live to be 60?" etc.)

Two of Your Everyday Essentials --
1. Sal
2. Cigarettes

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now --
1. New black blouse it's awesome
2. The beautiful necklace Sal gave me

Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment) --
1. Kanye West
2. Eminem

Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love) --
1. Kinky Sex
2. Honesty

Two Truths --
1. I'm honestly willing to move to New Jersey (that's scary)
2. I actually think I'm fairly attractive

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You --
1. Broad chest
2. The ability to cry

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies --
1. Upkeep of my dumb websites
2. Karaoke

Two Things You Want Really Badly --
1. A divorce
2. A divorce

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation --
1. Italy
2. Canada

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die --
1. Publish a book of my poetry (I'm working on it)
2. Win another award for my art

Two Ways that you are stereotypically a Guy -- I'm not, so I'm changing this to Girl
1. I fret a lot
2. I have far too many make up products

Two Things You Normally Wouldn't Admit --
1. I miss Tony
2. I've seriously considered trying to rehabilitate my marriage just to save myself from all this hassle.

Two Things You Are Thinking About Now --
1. I wonder what I should order from Red Robin?
2. Do I really want to go to karaoke with O. tonight?

Two Stores You Shop At --
1. Lane Bryant
2. Kroger

Two people I haven't talked to in a while --
1. Sarah in Cleveland
2. My grandma

Two bloggers who may now dislike you for passing this on to them --
1. I won't pass it on because... I don't know, if you read this and you wanna do it, fine.
2. Yep, not twistin' yer arm.