Thursday Poke and I went to see Borat at Studio 35. It was not as funny as I thought it would be. I laughed a lot, for the first... hour or so... yeah. Then it was just like "ok, you can finish this movie now." Afterwards we hung out and talked to the guys who worked there, who know my ex-boyfriend JJN (he used to be the asst manger), and they gave us some beers and popcorn and it was pretty fuckin' fun. I love that place. Drinking beer while watching a movie isn't bad either!
Afterwards we headed out to New Albany to see Zara and do some karaoke. Moose was there, and some people that Poke knew were there too. It was a super fun time, we got to sing a lot, and it was very nice to hang out in a place where it wasn't just a bunch of fucking drunk people. Also, there was a couch and a fireplace. It was good. We went home and had crazy fuckin' sex. OMG. The only reason I tell you this, since I'm not necessarily in the habit of discussing my sex life when it's with someone I'm actually seriously dating, is because something really funny happened. Poke had put some porn on, I don't even remember what it was. "Leave it to Cleavage" I think. So we're banging away, and I realise that I am hearing echoes of myself in the background. I kinda quiet down for a minute, and that is when I figure out that the girl who is gettin' fucked on the video sounds just like me. At times we were moaning in unison. It was fucking hilarious. Oh my god. For real.
Friday I had the day off, since I have so many vacation days left. We woke up early, about eight, and laid in bed until ten thirty when I finally got up and showered. We headed over to Kroger to get his paycheck, to Barnes & Noble to look around, and then got some food at Charley's Subs. I love Charley's! It's so good! And they have the best fries... mmmmm... We were thinking about going to the mall, but Poke was like "No way. We just did this exact same thing two weeks ago." Which was true, because the day after Thanksgiving we really did do the same thing. So we opted to skip the mall this time, and went to Circuit City and Best Buy to look for a gift for his mom. Poke's brother had said something about a computer desk, but we couldn't find a good one. Poke did find this movie/documentary about Slipknot that he wanted, so that was good I guess! After that we stopped at Blockbuster and I got Beerfest, which I think is a hilarious movie. Well, not hilarious, but very funny. Then we went home and Poke left to go sleep and I took a nap on the couch. I decided that there was no way I could survive on crackers and jello for a whole week, so I borrowed $80 from the bank and went grocery shopping. I tell you what, I did a very good job since I got a ton of food and only spent $75! Yay!
So as I'm watching Beerfest, my phone rings. It's a number that I don't recognize, obviously not in my caller ID, and I almost don't answer it. Something tells me I might as well, and I do, and it's one of my best friends from high school, BP!! I was so excited to hear from her. It absolutely made my month. So she tells me that she just got married in October, and she and her wife moved into a place down the road from her mom in Lake Chocktaw (sp? I dunno.) Then she says that her wife runs these karaoke shows, and I should come by sometime. Well we all know how much I LOVE karaoke, so I planned on going to their show at Blazers since it's closest to my house. Turns out that show is on Saturday!
Saturday I laid around all day and did some laundry and dishes and stuff. I decided to go to the karaoke show, which turned out to be super super fun. I got to sing about four or five times, hung out with BP, and it was awesome. Her wife is very nice too. I can't remember her last name but as soon as I do, she'll get some initials, lol. I stayed there until about two, and as I was getting my tab this lady was like "You're too pretty to be straight" and I told her that I had tried to be a lesbian once and it just didn't work out. Not to mention that I love the slap of a nut sack on my ass. It's just great. Oh! I forgot to mention that TM showed up with his girlfriend that looks just like his wife. He didn't even recognize me at first, until he was up singing and just started staring at me. It finally dawned on him who I was, and the look on his face was priceless. After his song, they left. Hehehe. RM had been texting me to come to Groucho's, so after I left Blazer's I headed over there. She and I sang our song, "Does he love you" by Reba McEntire and some other chick, and it was good. RM was losing her voice a little, but it still sounded fine. I got home around 2:45am, drank a beer and watched TV until around five thirty when I finally fell asleep. Poke called me at seven and said he was on his way over. Yay!
Poke ended up drinking fourteen beers. We watched Beerfest and he did NOT like it. We watched porn from about nine thirty til two thirty, had some really crazy fucking in between, and I finally put him to bed around 2:30pm. LOL. At one point we were actually talking and I was like "You're pretty!" and he laughed and then I said "Hey you should tell me that I'm pretty instead of me telling you all the time" and he looked at me, but before he could say anything, I used his own line on him and said, "I don't have to say it, it's a given!" He laughed again and proceeded to tell me how beautiful I was on the night of the Christmas party, and how he told JW (his best friend) all about it, and how I am the best girl he's ever met. I almost cried.
After putting Poke to sleep I ate some lunch and passed out on the couch til six pm. Watched some TV, took a shower, and made spaghetti and garlic bread for dinner. I didn't even have to wake him up because he got up around eight fifteen, just as dinner was about to be done. Poor guy had a headache! I wasn't surprised, since he always gets headaches after drinking, especially fourteen beers. After dinner we watched some TV and just laid around, til nine forty five when he left for work. I decided to go to Brewstir's, since I hadn't been there in weeks. It was a pretty fun time, until the end when Cat got all pissed off about the smoking ban. She was very angry, and we couldn't figure out why. I hope she's better today. I got home around three am, drank a beer, ate some chips, and went to sleep.
All in all, a wonderful weekend.
PS - I was just reading the Q&A on the smoking ban, and wonder of all wonders, tax went up to 7.4% to compensate for lost business due to non-smoking establishments. What the fuck.
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