Your cookies stink - they're waxy and stale.

OK. Some shit I had to get off my mind before I head a-drinking.

Things I like:

• Sheeba
• Crab Rangoon
• Sushi
• Alcohol
• Fords
• SK my brother
• My job
• WR
• Sex
• Eminem

Things I do NOT like:

• Meanies
• Kenny G
• Chevys
• Pizza
• Meat (except tube steak har har har!)
• You
• Wet things
• Slime
• LF
• Irwin Home Equity
• Dogs
• Chicken
• Boys who play with heart strings

A simple list now, if you're smart you will figure it out:

1. Donnie
2. Matt C
3. Victor
4. Lee
5. Sam
6. Al
7. Christian
8. Chris
9. BJ
10. Jerry
11. Scott-John
12. John
13. Matt M
14. Doug
15. Tony
16. Joe
17. Matt A
18. Lynn
19. Shawn
20. Tony D
21. Tony M
22. Aaron
23. Jay
24. Mike the DJ not from Dockside
25. Josh
26. Nate
27. Jonathan
28. Trace
29. Scott
30. Jeff
31. Drew
32. Matt R
33. Aaron J

If you're interested, yes, there are at least 1 or 2 missing. I suck.