Fun times...

YOUR REAL NAME: Kelly
(originally my real name was LeeAnn but the foster home failed to tell this to my parents)

YOUR GANGSTA NAME (1st 4 letters plus izzle): Kellizzle
(sounds like a pop bottle leaking quickly)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color + fave animal): Black Walrus
(I wouldn't trust me)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name + childhood street): Denise Berkshire
(I find the Hamptons to be quite dull this time of year. *scoff*)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME (last 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name + first 3 letters of Mom's maiden name): Lackepri
(Seems more like a desert elk than a Star Wars character)

YOUR SUPER HERO NAME (2nd fave color + fave drink): The Pink Harpoon
(In my spare time I'm a gay porn star)

YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name + 3rd letter of your last name + any letter of your middle name + 2nd letter of your Mom's maiden name + 3rd letter of your Dad's middle name + 1st letter of a sibling's first name + last letter of your Mom's middle name): Ebirhse
(Again, I'm picturing desert elk... I think I'll go by "Sally" instead)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM NAME (Grandma/Grandpa's first name + Jones): Alice Jones
(Hrm. Lame.)

YOUR GOTH NAME (Black + name of one of your pets): Black Sheeba
(Apparently I'm goth and Egyptian...)

YOUR AMERICAN IDOL NAME (fav car and sea food): Mustang Sushi
(Hahahahahaha! Mustang Sushi, you better slow that Mustang down...!)

NAME OF YOUR DREAM BAND (name of computer + printer): Dell Brother
(Not bad, I think they'd play hard Irish folk rock)

MOVIE STAR NAME (sibling's middle name + mother-in-law's maiden name): Joseph Mangino
(I only star in B-movies of the mob persuasion)

YOUR ALTER EGO NAME (name of one your childhood pets + popular brand of clothes when you were young): Squeaky Jordache
(I wonder what profession my alter ego has...)

YOUR LAWYER NAME (fav actor's last name + fav hard liquor): Nicholson Wild Turkey
(I would definitely never hire myself!)

YOUR HIP HOP NAME (fav candy + fruit): Jellybean Tomatoe
(I get shot at the first White Suit Party that I go to, what a shame)