Hitler = Kelly?!

(21:42:00) Kel: i think i may have been reincarnated from hitler
(21:42:16) Danny: lol
(21:42:38) Kel: for real
(21:42:41) Kel: 1) i love jews
(21:42:50) Kel: 2) i have been cursed with awful nieghbors
(21:42:54) Kel: 3) i'm a girl
(21:42:59) Kel: 4) i have terrible luck
(21:43:02) Kel: :-d
(21:43:09) Kel: all the things hitler didn't have/do!
(21:43:26) Danny: so you think you are hitler's punishment?
(21:43:33) Kel: =-o
(21:43:36) Kel: yes
(21:43:38) Kel: i suppose
(21:43:55) Kel: i at least had to be some really mean person in a past life
(21:44:05) Kel: since i'm so nice in this one and its all like, not coming back to me
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(21:54:55) Kel: i can't download a new media player anyway cuz apparently my windows is STOLEN!
(21:55:03) Kel: the jackass that fixed my computer did this to me :(
(21:55:16) Danny: uh oh
(21:55:25) Kel: yeah
(21:55:35) Kel: so i have to shell out like $150 for a "legal" version
(21:55:38) Kel: fuck that
(21:55:45) Danny: ew
(21:55:56) Kel: and my original windows cd has mysteriously disappeared
(21:56:01) Kel: i hate that guy lol
(21:56:10) Kel: SEE! another indication that i was hitler.
(21:56:14) Danny: lol
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I'm thoroughly convinced I was a terrible person in the past. Let me recant my neghborly troubles.

• Chase Ave: Neighbors have 7 dogs. They all like to climb out the upstairs window and bark towards my bedroom at 6am.
• Southgate Dr: Firestation across the street. So many fires.
• Park Run Dr: Three college girls downstairs have lots of parties and take up all my parking.
• Captains Ct: Neighbor practices rock band in the basement... so loud that it comes thru the cement walls!
• Shrewsbury Ave: Neighbors' son randomly goes out to the backyard to smoke pot and yell.
• 2nd Ave: Started out fine, then the old lady neighbor died. The only real nuisance was random drunkards puking on my steps and homeless folks snoring in the alley.
• Fox Run Ct: Loud lesbians downstairs fought a lot. Also the management sucked.
• Ave Chateau du Nord: Gunshots, drug deals, everything is wrong.
• Currently: Pot smoking, awful music blasting hillbillys. IN WESTERVILLE!