*koff*koff*

Well I had just a wonderful motherfucking weekend. I'm am so not lying either or being fecicious.

Friday I worked until 18:00, picked up SL from work, and then we went to the pet store to get the doggies some food. Yes, I know they are cats, not dogs. Mickey and Fox each received a coupon for free cat food for their birthdays. Their birthday is on 06/06/06, one year old already! I've had them as my pets for almost their whole life, too. I got them at like twelve weeks or something. Anyway. We got some cat food and some bird food for the feeder outside, and then we were starving. We drove around a little bit, then went to Cici's. I hated Cici's the first time I tried it, but this time it was pretty good. I've never been a big fan of the pizza buffet concept because either the pizza gets all dry and crappy or they only have limited flavors, such as pepperoni (yak) and sausage (yak) and lately, some moron decided BBQ chicken would be a great idea (triple yak!) But I had a big salad, some macaroni with cream sauce, some cheese pizza, some white pizza, some taco pizza, and some desert appley pizza and this great cinnamon bun thing. Oh I was so stuffed. I cleaned the house on Friday night, SL steam cleaned, and now the place looks presentable. For the most part. Go us!

Saturday SL worked with The Sir all damn day, from 11:30 to 21:45. I was so bored. I didn't mind though, because that means mo' money! I made a delicious mexican stew in the crock pot, involving one whole jalapeno pepper, one pound of ground beef, and one can of tomatoes. I will not reveal the other ingredients, but DAMN it was good. Boo-yah. Also on Saturday I got a cold. That part sucked. I did all the laundry and I did all the dishes and everything! For a period of about 24 hours, there was nary a dirty dish or article of clothing in the house! I rule!

Yesterday if SL hadn't worked we would have gone to JAFH's house to chill in the hot tub, but unfortunately he did have to work and I didn't feel like chillin' in the hot tub cuz of this cold. So I went to the library and got a few books, including a really really good one that everyone should read, The Solo Partner. I learned a lot of stuff and I think it will help me and SL with these stupid problems we have. We rarely fight over anything significant after all. I also got some books on codependancy and something about seven steps to becoming happy, a book written by a fat lady who is skinny now, and a Dean Koontz book, Dragon Tears. I read The Solo Partner in its entirety, and it was wonderfully enlightening. That's pretty much what I did all day, just read. I thought about painting a picture, but decided against it. Around seven thirty I walked over to CVS and bought some CVS Brand NyQuil and some patches for my jeans. Then I went home and watched about four episodes of the Simpsons, ordered pizza from Papa John's, and waited for SL to get home around 21:00. The pizza guy showed up at like 21:03, and two seconds later SL walked in the door. Perfect timing! The pizza was so good too, I had pineapple and banana pepper and SL had chicken and mushrooms (blech!) We also got free cheesesticks with the coupon, and man, they are so good. Stupid Mickey knocked my pop over. I swatted him on the butt and he ran and hid under the dresser. I doubt he learned his lesson though.
We decided we wanted to go to karaoke, so we headed out. I didn't feel much like drinking, but ended up feelin' good at the end of the night. I sure couldn't sing though, my voice was shot. I tried "Piece of My Heart" by Janis Joplin and failed miserably. I couldn't even get on tone because I couldn't hear myself. It was awful! The rest of my songs were great. Lda and Moose and Dooger and Sir and Mr. Happy and TomCat were all there. That girl from a few weeks ago, Tf, showed up. She was happy to see me. I was happy to see her too. She's pretty hot and really really sweet. We were dancing with Lda and with each other and it was just great. I was wearing this tank top that totally shows off my tits and Lda kept giving me hugs. She's such a lesbian! It's good though, that's she's cool like that. I guess she likes dudes too but I really think she should just forget that and go with chicks. She's awesome. Tf kept poking my boobs. It was hilarious. We had so much fun last night, oh my god. And SL finally tried a new song! He wasn't so awesome at it, but I helped a little, and I think the more he tries it the better it will be - he wasn't totally off, you know, just a little... not right. Hahahaha! Anyway.
We went home and I so wanted another beer. So I had one. And I finally smoked a menthol cigarette (I had run out earlier and was bumming from folks cuz I forgot to bring my other pack.) Then I wanted to look at porn, which proved very difficult. SL said he was an expert at looking up porn and I found that to be a little gross but then I remembered he's a boy. Then we had the best sex ever. Oh. My. God. It was almost scary how good it was.

Woke up this morning, my butt hurt.

Have you ever had a 45-minute nosebleed for no logical reason? I did. This morning I went into the bathroom and I was like "oh damn my nose is running" and so I did that little check-wipe with the back of my hand and ta-da! Blood, dark and wet, is running from my face. I was like what the fuck. It just kept bleeding and bleeding. I really need to go to the doctor. It's not like I do coke anymore or anything. I don't know. I just don't know. But it was fucking gross. And I hated it.

Well, that's all.