Please,
Do not blame me if your fax machine does not work.
Do not put on your right turn signal if you are turning left and vice versa.
Drive at least the speed limit... not 5 under or 10 under.
Get off the fucking phone and fucking drive your fucking car.
If you insult my friends, don't think that I will be okay with it.
Do not tell me I am fat. I am fully aware of this.
Do not ask me why my tone is "bitter" - it's because of you.
Do your fucking job and don't make life difficult.
...and if these things are too difficult to comply with...
Please fuck off and die.
Do not blame me if your fax machine does not work.
Do not put on your right turn signal if you are turning left and vice versa.
Drive at least the speed limit... not 5 under or 10 under.
Get off the fucking phone and fucking drive your fucking car.
If you insult my friends, don't think that I will be okay with it.
Do not tell me I am fat. I am fully aware of this.
Do not ask me why my tone is "bitter" - it's because of you.
Do your fucking job and don't make life difficult.
...and if these things are too difficult to comply with...
Please fuck off and die.
1 comment:
This post makes me very excited that I clicked over for your comment on Joe's blog. All I have to say is: I agree!
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