- My husband (please call him @ 614-668-7362 and tell him that for our 5th anniversary I would like a disillusion/divorce.)
- White Trash.
- People who put on their right turn signal when they are turning left.
- Little Tiny Dogs.
- Poke.
- Ketchup.
- People who lie about stupid little things to make themselves seem better (ie, Saying you got to work 15 minutes earlier than you actually did... cuz someone really cares?)
- Users.
- Jaegermeister.
- French/Catalina salad dressing.
- Poor grammar ("Was you going to go to the store?" NO! NO! It's "Were you going to go to the store?")
- White people with braids on their head.
- People who only drink water at karaoke (except TomCat cuz at least he tips.)
- Liars!
- Fat people who call other people fat. Are you fucking blind?
- Muffin tops.
- White trash.
- People who drop the ball on their end and blame it on me.
- Slobbery dogs.
- Boys who can't make up their mind.
- People who don't shower regularly and/or do not wear deodorant.
That's all I can think of.
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