I can't think of a good title.

I have a lot of shit to talk about but I don't really feel like it. I'll just make a list.

• I like Ashlee Simpson songs. But I don't like her, persay.
  
• Douger is paranoid, thereby making him mean and hurt my feelings. I knew we weren't dating, I never thought we were dating, I never wanted to date. It's all because of that stupid bitch Jennifer, goddamnit.
• I'm moving to Westerville, the heart of Westerville, far away from everyone, and this is a good thing.
• Yesterday was my last karaoke for a long time.
• I hate being a girl.
• Yesterday was Sheeba's 9th birthday.
  
• I'm back on my "healthy living plan" starting Monday.
• JAFH and I are in an open relationship.
• Pasto.
• I spit a lot when I drink. It's weird.
  
• I'm very sad today, but I'm not sure why.
• If I don't take my meds, it does affect me, but I didn't think it did.
• I don't ever want to hear the words "flashlight", "condom", and "fun" in the same sentence.

That's all.
This guy is my hero.