Dickeybird's Music Survey

* Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle.
* Use the song title as the answer to the question.
* NO CHEATING

1. How does the world see me? Hero of The Day (Metallica)
"Mama they try and break me..."
Just what I need.
2. Will I have a happy life? Insensitive (Jann Arden)
"Oh I really should have known by the time you drove me home..."
According to the lyrics, not so much.
3. What do my friends really think of me? Trouble (Pink)
"No attorneys to plead my case, no orbits to send me into outerspace..."
Oh, that's just fucking wonderful!
4. Do people secretly lust after me? Hips Don't Lie (Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean)
"Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa"
YEAH BABY!!
5. How can I make myself happy? Shake that Ass (Eminem w/Nate Dogg)
"Shakin' that ass on the floor, bumpin' and grindin' that pole"
I always knew this ass would get me somewhere!
6. What should I do with my life? Miss Otis Regrets (Bette Midler)
"And from under her velvet gown, she drew a gun and shot her lover down, madam..."
Oh my god, that's terrible. I should kill my cheating lover and then let the town lynch me?! Nooooo!
7. Will I ever have children? Lucky Star (Switchblade Symphony)
"You must be my lucky star, shine on me wherever you are"
Well... I guess so...?
8. What is some good advice for me? Piece of My Heart (Janis Joplin)
"You know you got it, if it makes you feel good!"
WTF?!
9. How will I be remembered? Time After Time (Matchbox 20)
"Flashback, warm nights, almost left behind / Suitcase of memories, time after sometime"
Sweet.
10. What is my signature dancing song? Unfaithful (Rhianna)
"He knows I'm unfaithful and it kills him inside to know that I am happy w/some other guy"
Dude, it's not even a dance song. Lame. Unless it means I'm happier dancing w/someone who isn't my boyfriend... lol
11. What do I think my current theme song is? Boyfriend (Ashlee Simpson)
"Well I'm sorry that he called me, and that I answered the telephone..."
I've never stolen anyone's boyfriend.
12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Bringin' Sexy Back (Justin Timberlake)
"I'm bringin' sexy back (YEAH!) Them other fuckers don't know how to act (YEAH!)"
That is just so fucking awesome because I've been claiming that as my theme for the last three weeks!!!
13. What song will play at my funeral? London Bridges (Fergie)
"VIP cuz you know I gotta shine"
This is just starting to piss me off.
14. What type of women/men do I like? Never Gonna Stop (Rob Zombie)
"In out, real savage show sorry / as a shot came sickness watch it flow..."
Scream if you want it, cuz I want it more.
15. What is my day going to be like? Call Me When You're Sober (Evanescence)
"Don't cry to me, if you loved me, you would be here with me"
Oh god, I hope not! We're supposed to go out on a date tonight!!
16. Will I ever have love again? Hooked on an Eight Second Ride (Chris Ledoux)
"To pain and fear he's no stranger, but his lust needs to be satisfied..."
Ironic. Very ironic.
17. What type of sex life do I have? Deliverance (Bubba Sparxxx)
"I indeed sold my soul without glancin' at the price"
I'm not really sure how to interpret that one...
18. What song would be the title of my own porno movie? Summertime (Sublime)
"What're ya gonna be doin' for awhile? Said I'm gonna play w/myself..."
Lame! I hate summer! But I do so love Sublime...