I couldn't deal with the answers I got yesterday, so I decided to redo the survey. Let's see how it pans out this time!!
* Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle.
* Use the song title as the answer to the question.
* NO CHEATING
1. How does the world see me? Runaway Train (Soul Asylum)
"Seems like I should be gettin' somewhere, somehow I'm neither here nor there..."
Very interesting!
2. Will I have a happy life? Wait (White Lion)
"I never had a chance to love you"
According to the lyrics, not so much. (Same as the first survey! Not cool!)
3. What do my friends really think of me? Sister Christian (Night Ranger)
"You know those boys don't wanna play no more with you..."
Hilarious! Christian, bah.
4. Do people secretly lust after me? November Rain (Guns'n'Roses)
"When I look into your eyes I can see a love restrained"
It kind of indicates that they do...?
5. How can I make myself happy? Final Countdown (Europe)
"We're leavin' together, but still it's farewell"
Shall I take a trip to Venus with a strange 80's band?
6. What should I do with my life? Pour Some Sugar on Me (Def Leppard)
"I'm hot, sticky sweet, from head down to my feet"
Become a stripper??
7. Will I ever have children? Sister Golden Hair (America)
"Well I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, sister golden hair surprise"
So... I will have a blonde daughter... who will get jilted...?
8. What is some good advice for me? The Price (Twisted Sister)
"Oh it's the price we gotta pay and all the games we gotta play"
Hey, that's some pretty good advice.
9. How will I be remembered? Patience (Guns'n'Roses)
"Shed a tear cuz I'm missing you, it's still alright to smile"
That fucking rocks! I'll be missed!
10. What is my signature dancing song? Cherry Pie (Warrant)
"Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye"
Yeah babe! That's a great song to dance to! Woot!
11. What do I think my current theme song is? Crazy on You (Heart)
"I tell myself that I'm doin' alright, there's nothin' left to do tonight"
Yes, I would like to go crazy on Poke...
12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Heaven isn't too far Away (Warrant)
"How I love the way you move, and the sparkle in your eyes"
I could cry! That's so awesome.
13. What song will play at my funeral? I Need You Now (Firehouse)
"More than words can say, I need you now"
Well, it's kinda depressing for a funeral... but I guess it's alright.
14. What type of women/men do I like? Rock You Like a Hurricane (Scorpions)
"The wolf is hungry / he runs to show"
Just realised what this song is about, just now. Fuck yeah.
15. What is my day going to be like? Roxanne (The Police)
"You don't have to put on the red light!"
So he's saying I should not dress up in my red dress and go hooking tonight. Damn.
16. Will I ever have love again? Two Outta Three Ain't Bad (Meatloaf)
"I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you"
Fucking TERRIBLE.
17. What type of sex life do I have? I just died in your arms tonight (Cutting Crew)
"Cuz I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times"
I do have some great orgasms...
18. What song would be the title of my own porno movie? Whisky Lullaby (Brad Paisley & Alison Krauss)
"The rumours flew but nobody knew how much she blamed herself"
Probably the worst premise for a porno. Goddamnit.
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