Go to your calendar and pick the first entry of each month. Copy and paste the first line of that entry and that is your year end review.
January: Well hello.
February: I hate Stupid Bowl Sunday.
March: OH MY DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN I can't take this anymore.
April: Oh my gosh!
May: "...You know, where people play games with the night... god, it was too hot to sleep... I turned around and she said, 'Why do you always end up down at Nick's Cafe?'... Catch the Blue Train... look for me, Somewhere down the Crazy River..." ~"Somewhere Down the Crazy River" by Robby Robertson.
June: Also, drinking a gallon of "Mountain Blast" Powerade will turn your poo neon green.
July: Well, that's the day I'm going to die.
August: ~Sources say they did not have enough bread.
September: Name: Kelly.
October: They're both fucking close to water. Har.
November: Like myspace.com which is pretty fucking gay but I signed up awhile back and then my yahoo! account was hacked/fucked/destroyed and when SL told me he was updating his tonight I decided I may as well do the same.
December: Alright, this is probably the most fucked up one to date, only because it's so fantastical... if that's a word.
I have no idea how to sum up this year. I'd say... fucked up. Very different. Fast.
It reads like this though: "Well hello. I hate Stupid Bowl Sunday. OH MY DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN I can't take this anymore. Oh my gosh! "...You know, where people play games with the night... god, it was too hot to sleep... I turned around and she said, 'Why do you always end up down at Nick's Cafe?'... Catch the Blue Train... look for me, Somewhere down the Crazy River..." ~"Somewhere Down the Crazy River" by Robby Robertson. Also, drinking a gallon of "Mountain Blast" Powerade will turn your poo neon green. Well, that's the day I'm going to die. ~Sources say they did not have enough bread. Name: Kelly. They're both fucking close to water. Har. Like myspace.com which is pretty fucking gay but I signed up awhile back and then my yahoo! account was hacked/fucked/destroyed and when SL told me he was updating his tonight I decided I may as well do the same. Alright, this is probably the most fucked up one to date, only because it's so fantastical... if that's a word."
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